so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I had to cum in my sink.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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