where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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