Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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