I must be too annoying 4 u.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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