Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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