At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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