Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize