FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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