Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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