lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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