eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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