Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just fell off a train. Bad.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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