whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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