This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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