this boner is exhausting
it glows. i had to have it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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