She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize