i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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