just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
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