Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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