u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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