the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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