i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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