Kareoke will never be a sober sport
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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