Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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