I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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