Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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