So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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