I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I pour the whiskey from now on
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