Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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