More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My life is pants optional.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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