i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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