i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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