i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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