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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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