Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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