Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The power of my boobs compel you
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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