In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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