I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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