I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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