Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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