That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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