when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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