Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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