Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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