The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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