yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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