I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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