Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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