I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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