the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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