Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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