I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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