$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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