Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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