the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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