have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
be right there i have to get my cape
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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