If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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